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"the whole day before christmas! yes!"

level: 51
next level-up: +10,000 exp. points
current experience points: 4,680
weapon(s) of choice: hamtaro guy, supermarket mop signs, spork, hamtaro guy x spork (combination move!!)
greatest influence: ramona flowers eating applesauce
special skills: has two hands, blue exclusion, folding paper stars
equipment: butterflies, some old vinyl
type: water

when all else fails, purchase the second volume of the scott pilgrim saga. it will teach you the meaning of life and help you to overcome your greatest obstacles.

KACHOOWWW!
mess with my うんち and i'll けとばす your たいがん。

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but well you know when the cows come home and the corn on the cob gets stuck in the tree, everything will be a-okay.


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WHAT THE

Tue Nov 10, 2009, 11:11 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: another brick - fake.
  • Reading: english subtitles.
  • Watching: le dernier jour. MMM GASPARD.
just got hit on by some gangster wannabe at a local wal mart.

DETAILS TO COME LATER cause i don't feel like typing them out right now.

EDIT:

okay well.
so. the story goes like diiiiiiiiiis:

so we were at wal mart, and i was by myself at the time (my brother and uncle were not with me, at my request; i hate being followed around while browsing through stores). this guy was kind of looking at me, but i didn't think much of it at the time. i kept looking, grabbed some hairspray, and put it in my basket. i looked back at him, and he was still looking at me.

SO, i turned down another aisle to avoid him, but ended up in a different aisle parallel to the one he was standing in the middle of, and guess what; yes, he was still watching me. so by that point i was like '...wtf' and i went to another side of the store to avoid him and look for the books and periodicals and such (which i guess wal mart doesn't even have, lame.)

somehow, i ended back on that side of the store, in order to get some gum. so i look at the gum, grab a pack, and place it in my basket. i turn to go pay for my stuff, and low and behold, that guy is walking in my direction. i'm not scared or anything, but i do think it's kind of strange that i keep seeing him near me. at that point, i think he's just walking past me, and that it's a coincidence, so i start walking towards him, hoping to just pass him by, pay for my stuff, and leave.

BUUUUUUUT, he walks right in front of me, stops, and consequently stops me. conversation goes as follows:

him: "hey, me and you should hang out some time. you live around here?"
me: "what?"
him: "me and you should hang some time."
me: "oh, sorry, i don't live around here, i'm just visiting. sorry about that."
him: "it's cool/okay." (don't really recall what he said there.)

he was this like, eighteen/nineteen year old super white boy, wearing these baggy pants, a black beanie, and a HUUUUUUUUGGGEEE jacket. and he looked me straight in the face the whole time, it was just...full of...strange-ness. he was really ugly, too. so. YEAH.
but i was like, 'wow, really? |:' because my hair wasn't done, and i wasn't wearing any makeup or anything, and i had my glasses on. so i figured he was just looking for some girl to have sex with or something. but who knows. I DON'T KNOWS. i don't nose either.

it was just hilairous! and nobody worry, it was not a dangerous situation at all or anything. it was more funny than anything, because i KNEW that he was following me. i could just feel it; and oh, look at that, i was right! but yeah, it was just...very amusing to me. i couldn't stop giggling afterwards. if i wasn't in the middle of wal mart, i would've been laughing.

but it was just all sorts of funny i tell ya'!
so yeah, there's my cool story of the year/month/week.

OH YEAH AND I GOT MY HAIR DONE TODAY (NOVEMBER 10th) AND IT IS JUST LONG AND DARK AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE IT AND IT'S REALLY GRATE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO CURL IT and i'll show you guys sometime. (:

okay i'm going to bed now. i want to wake up in the morning tomorrow, not just sleep around and waste my day off away.


Devious Info

  • Current Residence: california
  • Interests: interesting things
  • Favourite movie: lat den ratte komma in, le dernier jour
  • Favourite band or musician: currently: royksopp, phoenix, guster, an cafe, gorillaz, nujabes, does it..., the shins, gazettE
  • Favourite genre of music: the kinda that makes you want to bleed poetry
  • Favourite artist: justin devine, james jean, kenichi hoshine, Visceralmilk, simone legno, nanae chrono
  • Favourite poet or writer: anne rice, john ajvide lindqvist, e.e. cummings, poppy z. brite, persephone-wore-lace, harper lee
  • Favourite photographer: robert polidori, eugenio recuenco, dorothea lange, LittleSilverBones, hakanphotography, dick-on
  • Favourite style of art: traditional
  • Operating System: steak knives
  • MP3 player of choice: 4th gen. (yellow) ipod nano
  • Shell of choice: one that contains a ghost
  • Wallpaper of choice: cool stuff
  • Skin of choice: atticus finch's
  • Favourite game: kingdom hearts series
  • Favourite gaming platform: playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: uryuu ishida IS A HOMOSEXUAL BITCHHH <3, and mugen's pretty cool too. so is fuu. and jin.
  • Personal Quote: "well that is just a thing."
  • Tools of the Trade: butterflies

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:iconacey:
hows cali these days?

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:iconshuunenbukai:
haha, pretty good, i suppose, although i can't speak for all of california. it's been very cold where i live.

how's, um...sweden?

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this is a city for not sleeping;
the clocks are set by feel.
at this moment from where i sit,
none of it seems real.
:iconspegelapan:
Thanks for faving! :kiss:
:iconshuunenbukai:
you're welcome!

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this is a city for not sleeping;
the clocks are set by feel.
at this moment from where i sit,
none of it seems real.
:iconkaikifreak:
Aawh, thank you for the watch! ÓuÒ~♥

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我是你的香蕉王!! 哈哈哈!
:iconshuunenbukai:
you're very welcome! <3

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this is a city for not sleeping;
the clocks are set by feel.
at this moment from where i sit,
none of it seems real.
:iconmineralmind:
Thanks for the fave :D

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:iconshuunenbukai:
you're welcome. <3

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this is a city for not sleeping;
the clocks are set by feel.
at this moment from where i sit,
none of it seems real.
:iconoktopussy:
Thank you very much!

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:iconshuunenbukai:
you're welcome!
your art is AMAZING.

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this is a city for not sleeping;
the clocks are set by feel.
at this moment from where i sit,
none of it seems real.

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